{"product_id":"speeding-poop-leatherette-keyring","title":"I'm Speeding Because I have to Poop! Leatherette Key Chain","description":"\u003cp\u003eAdd a touch of humor to your everyday carry with this oversized leatherette keychain from Traci's Fun Creations. Featuring the hilarious engraved message 'I'm speeding because I have to POOP!', this keychain is sure to bring smiles and laughs wherever you go. The generous 3 3\/4\" x 1 1\/4\" size makes it easy to find in your bag or pocket, while the durable leatherette material ensures long-lasting use. The rectangle design measures 2 3\/4\" x 1 1\/4\" x 3\/16\", providing ample space for the bold, engraved text that appears on one side. Each keychain comes with a sturdy metal ring attachment to securely hold your keys. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good laugh or wants to add some personality to their keys, this unique accessory combines practicality with playful humor. Available in different leatherette color options, this keychain makes for a fun gift or a memorable addition to your own collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHUMOROUS DESIGN: Features the funny engraved message \"I'm speeding because I have to POOP!\" that's sure to bring a smile and start conversations wherever you go\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePREMIUM LEATHERETTE MATERIAL: Crafted from high-quality leatherette with elegant stitching detail, offering a sophisticated leather look with enhanced durability and resistance to wear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOVERSIZED DIMENSIONS: Measures 3 3\/4 inches x 1 1\/4 inches, providing an easy-to-find keychain that won't get lost in pockets or bags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLASER ENGRAVED: Text is permanently laser engraved on one side, ensuring the humorous message won't fade, peel, or wear off over time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePERFECT GAG GIFT: Makes an excellent novelty gift for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate bathroom humor and unique accessories\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Traci's Fun Creations","offers":[{"title":"Gray","offer_id":43644893233395,"sku":"Speeding Poop KR - Gray","price":12.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Tan","offer_id":43644893266163,"sku":"Speeding Poop KR - Gray","price":12.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rawhide","offer_id":46507232854259,"sku":"Funny Leatherette KR - Rawhide","price":12.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Brown","offer_id":46507236589811,"sku":"Funny Leatherette KR-Dark Brown","price":12.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1295\/1419\/products\/I_m-Speeding-because-I-have-to-Poop-Gray.jpg?v=1676412888","url":"https:\/\/www.tracisfuncreations.com\/products\/speeding-poop-leatherette-keyring","provider":"Traci's Fun Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}